| post_hxc | no she's saying she+doesn't+give+a+fuck |
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| Paradox | my family has been in phoenix for 4 generations |
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| Paradox | and arizona since it was a terratory |
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| Paradox | same with utah |
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| jesst | Im trying to say that Paradox is sounding like a jack ass and arguing things he doesnt know anything about |
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| Paradox | jesst, your going into journalism right? You lie and make up numbers to support your position |
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| post_hxc | he isn't sounding like one. he is one |
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| Paradox | thats what a good journalist does |
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| Paradox | post_hxc, dont stick your neck out or it might get cut |
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| Paradox | you can drive across new york city in 30 minutes, if you make good time |
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| post_hxc | oh please do. i'm SO afraid |
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| post_hxc | you are sounding like a bigger and bigger asshole |
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| jesst | Paradox: you cant drive a block in NYC in 30 minutes |
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| Paradox | jesst, dont shit me, i was there 2 weeks ago, i know |
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| jesst | Paradox: big deal, you were there on vacation. |
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| srsly | giraffes have long necks, I've never head of a giraffe's neck getting cut |
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| Action: jesst has actually lived all over the country |
| Paradox | jesst, i'm sorry we all aren't fortunate enough to live on the east coast |
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| Paradox | tell me the next time you get hit by a hurricane |
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| jesst | Paradox: Ive lived on the west coast too |
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| jesst | Paradox: Boston doesnt get Hurricanes |
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| post_hxc | alright paradox shut the fuck up |
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| Paradox | ill be sipping a tea at an atheist cafe in seattle |
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| post_hxc | you don't even know what you're talking about now |
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| srsly | You guys can live with me in Richmond or Oakland |
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| post_hxc | the northeast doesn't get hit by fucking hurricanes you arrogrant prick |
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| jesst | nope |
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| jesst | the water is too cold |
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| srsly | you don't need to bring bullet proof vests |
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| nonomad | There are atheist cafes? |
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| srsly | I'll supply |
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| Paradox | nonomad, yup |
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| post_hxc | real mature asshole |
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| Paradox | i know rite |
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| Paradox | its so funny wathcing you part |
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| Paradox | i love parting people like you |
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| jesst | Paradox: youre the one trolling! |
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| post_hxc | you're an asshole\ |
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| post_hxc | people like me? you mean reasonable people? |
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| Paradox | jesst, they see me trollin, they hate |
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| jesst | Paradox: you suck at trolling |
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| nonomad | That's funny, because theist cafes are called churches, right? |
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| Paradox | lolol post_hxc and resaonable not punctuated by a negatory |
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| Testyklese | what's the thing to kill a shitty bpage in chrome? |
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| Testyklese | page |
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| Paradox | nonomad, yup |
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| Paradox | Testyklese, shift+esc |
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| Testyklese | thx |
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| manbra | paradox, did you smoke tonight |
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| Paradox | i dont know jesst, you took the bait |
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| Testyklese | damnit |
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| Testyklese | motherfucker closed on it's own |
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| Paradox | manbra, no, i dont smoke, i have horrible asthma |
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| Testyklese | i wanted to kill that shit |
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| post_hxc | wow you're real mature paradox |
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| Paradox | i drank some everclear |
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| manbra | ah |
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| Paradox | yay post is gone |
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| Paradox | lol hi jeezus |
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| ______ | Almonds are pretty good |
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| jesst | Im eating crackers and cheese |
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| Testyklese | healthy |
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| Testyklese | .... |
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| ______ | Cheese is an unethical food stuff I'll have you know |
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| signpost | ______, I love eating the suffering of animals |
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| signpost | ______, it's called canine teeth bro |
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| Testyklese | i like how chicks like wine and cheese and crackers |
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| Action: signpost bites off some of ______'s flesh |
| Testyklese | it's like...really? |
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| Testyklese | that is all shit food |
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| Testyklese | fuckin cheese |
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| ______ | lol |
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| Testyklese | cheese is the devil |
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| jesst | I am eating wine and cheese and crackers lol |
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| Testyklese | yeah i figured |
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| Psychouroboros | bollocks |
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| ______ | The question is, what type of crackers |
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| jesst | I bought pub cheese today! |
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| Testyklese | pube cheese? |
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| Testyklese | wtf |
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| Testyklese | gross |
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| Paradox | i had a big fucking burrito from a local mexican resteraunt called "Big fucking mexicans" no joke |
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| Testyklese | you reddit people are bizarre |
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| jesst | pub cheese |
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| Paradox | its a good burrito |
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| Paradox | the 5 bean burrito |
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| Paradox | Black, Pinto, Refried, white, and lima |
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| APERSON | Paradox, fatass |
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| Paradox | its only a 12" tortilla |
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| Psychouroboros | sounds like ww3 for my intenstines |
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| ______ | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJe8hQ8ha0 |
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| redditalien | Title: YouTube - OMC - How bizarre (at www.youtube.com) |
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| ______ | LIMA?! |
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| jesst | I hate when people have the name tia |
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| ______ | Wtf man, lima? That doesn't seem like it would go well in a burrito? |
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| jesst | wtf kind of name is Tia |
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| ______ | You're just racist |
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| Paradox | ______, it actually tastes fucking awesome |
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| ______ | Oh I see well I've have to try it then |
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| Action: jesst hiccups |
| jesst | fucking wine |
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| Testyklese | jesst: i've only ever seen azns named tia |
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| Paradox | jesst, drink some vinegar |
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| Paradox | and baking sota |
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| Testyklese | usually vietnamese i think |
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| jesst | eww Paradox |
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| Paradox | you belch really hard |
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| Testyklese | and when i say azns |
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| Testyklese | i mean...2 |
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| Paradox | but then your hiccups stop |
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| jesst | Testyklese: white people seem to think this is an acceptable name lately |
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| Testyklese | jesst: cuz of that azn myspace whore |
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| jesst | Tila? |
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| Paradox | tia? i've met a fuckton of black and latin chicks named tia |
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| Testyklese | oh was that tila |
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| jesst | yes |
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| Testyklese | my bad |
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| ______ | The key to stopping hiccups is the placebo effect |
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| Testyklese | stupid names all sound the same stupid to me |
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| Paradox | ______, or restarting the diaphram |
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| Paradox | which a belch does |
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| Testyklese | tia, tila pppffffpp |
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| Paradox | as does a punch in the stomach |
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| jesst | I wish the Tea Party was an actual Tea Party. Not just a bunch of fucking weirdos. |
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| Paradox | or a sudden inhalation |
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| ______ | Placebo effects are best with a back story |
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| Paradox | jesst, there was a tea party here |
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| jesst | Paradox: here too |
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| Paradox | my friends and i got a tanker truck |
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| jesst | Sarah Palin came to boston |
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| Paradox | and sprayed them with tea |
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| Testyklese | ______: i just drunk from the wrong side of a cup |
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| Testyklese | works 100% |
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| Paradox | lol |
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| Testyklese | no more hicucps |
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| Paradox | Testyklese, the bottom? |
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| Testyklese | no |
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| Paradox | there is no wrong side of a cup |
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| jesst | I thought it was a little ballsy of her to come to Boston |
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| Paradox | lol |
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| Testyklese | the wrong side |
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| |_ocke | jesst, why not just call them tea-baggers, that's what they call themselves |
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| Testyklese | Paradox: YES THERE IS |
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| Psychouroboros | i drink water upside down to kil the hicups |
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| |_ocke | fucking idiots |
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| Paradox | anyway |
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| Testyklese | what Psychouroboros said |
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| ______ | What do you mean, the left side is the wrong side |
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| Paradox | we went to a junk yard like a month before |
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| Psychouroboros | he means upside down |
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| jesst | I thought it was ballsy for any of the tea party peeps to come to Boston tbh |
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| Testyklese | ______: you drunk from the far side |
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| Paradox | and my friend who has way too much fucking money "Rich inheritance" |
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| Paradox | bought an old ass tanker truck |
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| Paradox | the kind they use at construction sites to control dust |
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| jesst | Paradox: stfu |
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| Testyklese | control dust? |
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| Testyklese | what? |
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| Paradox | yes |
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| Paradox | most cities have dust ordinances |
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| ______ | The ones that pour out a butt load of water? |
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| jesst | aka water trucks |
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| Paradox | ______, yes, but this one made a wide-area vapor |
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| Paradox | anyway, we took it to his shop |
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| ______ | Cool |
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| ______ | I was thinking about getting one of those |
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| Paradox | and welded a rebar cage around it, like the military puts on APCs |
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| jesst | http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-best-fake-teabagger-signs-at-the-boston-common |
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| redditalien | Title: The Best Fake Teabagger Signs at the Boston Common Tea Party: Pics, Videos, Links, News (at www.buzzfeed.com) |
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| Paradox | we then put up big signs saying "Have some tea bitch!" |
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| Paradox | on the sides |
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| Testyklese | ... |
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| Testyklese | this sounds like a tall tale |
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| Paradox | well im exaggerating |
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| Paradox | i was drunk at the time |
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| Paradox | so i cant remember all of it |
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| Testyklese | ahhh right |
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| Testyklese | continue |
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| Paradox | but i remember signs that said have tea |
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| Paradox | and brewed a bunch of tea using a screen door and tea leaves we bought from a menenite store |
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| Paradox | and then set up in the parking lot and dumped all that shit all over the lot |
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| Paradox | not the tea leaves |
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| Paradox | but the water |
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| Paradox | it was uber-weak |
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| Paradox | but it made the lot stink |
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| Testyklese | lol |
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| Paradox | or smell good |
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| mentok | I wonder if mexican chefs are offended by taco bell and their ability to make up the names of food trying to sound mexican. |
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| Paradox | depending on who you are |
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| jesst | Theyre showing the John Stewart making fun of Fox news on MSNBC |
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| mentok | Like this new tortada. |
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| mentok | Apparently, a tortada is actually a fucking cake |
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| mentok | not a sandwich. |
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| mentok | So.... |
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| mentok | what the fuck |
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| Paradox | but the lot had about 6 inches of standing tea |
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| Paradox | before it worked its way out into the street and storm sewers |
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| Paradox | must have been some buzzed fish |
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| Paradox | lol |
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| Paradox | i want to go to the next tea party and set up a gaming bus |
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